Never before seen footage! Deleted scenes restored! Remastered audio! Added Travelogue section! Behind-the-scenes at Tarrytown Castle & Spa! Three performances by Stephin Merritt! Concert performance by Tom Russell! Surprisingly minimal Dark Shadows content! SPOILER ALERT: Suspense and intrigue as John's Best Man has a heart attack!
Behind schedule and massively over budget, it's what you've been waiting for, so pretend it's next up in your Netflix queue, pop some popcorn, make yourself an adult beverage (we recommend either Guinness or a 7 and 7), sit back, fasten your seat belt, and enjoy a bumpy night!
You'll laugh . . . you'll cry . . . it will become a part of you. Be sure to stay all the way through the credits! A photo or your name (or both) are probably in here at some point.
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We hope you enjoy this delightful romp through our lives together and as newlyweds. Please tell us what you think! And share this with your friends as long as they aren't copyright police. This presentation is for in-home, personal viewing only. Not for commercial use.
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